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The lovely and hilarious Elizabeth Seckman is here for her HEALING SUMMER blog tour. Give her a warm welcome. For fun, I gave her the following prompt to finish: "I had no idea I was dating a paranormal creature..."I had no idea I was dating a paranormal creature. My family says it’s ‘cause I am as clueless as a polygamists’ wife on the Jerry Springer show.
I say that's not fair!
I mean, sure he was slightly hairy. I thought he was Italian! And yes he'd bay at the moon...periodically...he's from Jersey...I thought he was calling for a cab.
And that flea infestation? Well, I figured worse case...he's a dog. Like a man dog, who brought home an STD.
How did I finally figure it out?
Well, contrary to what people say, I do have some smarts, and I was pretty sure something was up when the vet called to schedule his yearly physical- and rabies vaccine.
I was like, oh now, this ain't right. So I went to wiki answers and asked...my boyfriend's been acting funny doin' this and that and...well, someone said, he might be a werewolf!
So, I called my niece...she's ten and she reads books, so she knows just about everything there is to know about that sort of stuff...and she said to give him silver. If he can't touch it, he's a werewolf.
Off I went to Wal Mart and got him a silver necklace. I made it a cross just to be sure. Then while he was eating his kibble treats, I snuck up behind him and put it around his neck. Now let me tell you...he sizzled!
I shouted, "Oh my gawd! You are a werewolf!"
Well, long story short, we've been happily married now for a year. It works pretty good. I can put up with his fleas and his plugging the drain with hair ‘cause he's still my man... I mean come on, no marriage is perfect.
Maybe Love, Not Time, Heals All Wounds
Ditched at the altar…biopsied for cancer…Mollie Hinkle is having a bona fide bitch of a summer. When life sucks so hard it takes your breath away, what's a girl to do? Pack a bag, grab a few friends, and leave the past and the worry in the rear view mirror. What wounds can’t be healed by a drive across the Heartland, where quarter flips at cross roads determine the route and the future? All roads lead to Craig, the second son and bad boy of the haughty Coulter line. Has fate brought her to the miniscule Montana town to find happily ever after or will it just break her heart?
“Healing Summer” is the second book in the Coulter Men Series.
Links:
Healing Summer Blog Tour - here you can vote for the best response to all the prompts (hint, hint)
Enter to win $100 in Elizabeth's giveaway.
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40 comments:
Love conquers all!
At least you get to enjoy long walks together every day. And I'm sure he likes to play.
Thanks Medeia! I had a lot of fun with this prompt. Got to take a minute and tap into my inner hillbilly for inspiration ;)
Very cool blog. Interesting posts. ;)
Nice atmosphere guests with you here on the blog. ;]
Yours. Have a nice day. !
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I'm very concerned about this, please. :)
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What a funny post! And I love the prompt. Great post, ladies. And it's nice to meet you, Elizabeth! Good luck with your book. :)
greetings to Betsie, and congrats to her on her new book!
Alex- hehe. Gift giving is easy too...a can of tennis balls and I'm done.
Julie- I thought it was an excellent prompt too. But not surprised, Medeia is very creative!
Dezmond- Thanks!
yes he'd bay at the moon...periodically...he's from Jersey...I thought he was calling for a cab.
LOL!!!!! Great prompt response! :)
They say in my town love is blind. I bet he loves to be scratched in the belly and behind the ears. Besides they mate for life, very loyal, hahaha.
And Al, if we lose the kids, he could track them!
That is the BEST response to a writing prompt. So funny and what a voice. I'm laughing!
Enjoyed the post, Elizabeth. Have a lovely weekend Elizabeth and Medeia.
I think I saw this on the Romance Writers blog. Love the cover of the book!
I totally laughed during this. Thanks for a good read!
Theresa- Thanks!I love to hear that!!
Rachna- You have a great weekend too. :)
Sherry- I'll have to go check that out!
Rena- I can't send you wine, but I feel better knowing I can send a smile.
Huge congrats to Liz. This makes me wonder if my husband is a werewolf too...
this is hilarious and a great prompt. I really loved reading this one. :)
-Lauren
Emily- you crack me up...but try the silver to be sure!
Lauren- thanks!!
Oh, Elizabeth, I think we're related by marriage! Haha, thanks for a good laugh. This was hilarious!
Yummy-looking book you got there! Best of success.
Does he have a leash? LOL, this was a great post. Thanks Elizabeth and Medeia!
This was an awesome prompt! "I had no idea I was dating a paranormal creature..."
LOL, fun story!
Great post. Very funny glimpse at what it might be like to date a werewolf!
That was cute. If that's a taste of Elizabeth's sense of humor, I'm sure HEALING SUMMER is a fun read.
That was a hilarious response to your prompt! Thanks for the funny! :o)
Brilliant prompt, Medeia! And brilliant post, Elizabeth... you ALWAYS manage to crack me up!!
Great work, gals!
:D x
This book sounds good. I'd be interested in winning.
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This one was an excellent response. It sounded like you had really dated a hairy guy and made me laugh.
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LOL! So funny!
Congrats Elizabeth! This was such fun!
Thanks ladies!
That was hilarious. A werewolf husband.
Excellent! Moonlight walks must be exciting.
Hahaha loved this. Sounds like you have an interesting imagination. :-D
So funny! I love Elizabeth's humor :)
I do love a werewolf! And Healing Summer sounds like an interesting read!
Tahnks Elizabeth and Medeia!
Haaa, very cute. Love the fun voice here. Thanks, Medeia and Elizabeth, for sharing this! Best wishes for the book and the blog tour. :)
Love that post! Good luck with your book.
Werewolf love. What can beat that? Good luck, Elizabeth
Thank you for visiting and giving Elizabeth a warm welcome. I'm glad you loved her piece.
Joylene- hopefully we can catch up at the next family reunion ;)
Gwen- a leash? I don'y think so, but what a great idea for a birthday gift!
Mina- Thanks!
Golden Eagle- I don't know...dating a real werewolf might be more hair raising than that...LOL
Jocelyn- thank you for recognizing I am funny...now could you tell that to my kids?
Myrna- Thanks!
Suzy- I look forward to your blog visits. :)
Joyce- Nope. My husband can't even grow a mustache...had to rely on the imagination!
Cherie- thanks to Medeia for the prompt.
Michelle- Thanks and you're welcome. :)
Sheena- sometimes no husband might be the better alternative.
Jeff- you crack me up!
Misha- interesting, maybe; twisted, definitely.
Carol- aww thanks
Nas- um, I think it's a great read ;)
Carol- thanks for all the kind words.
Clee- much better than chilly vamps
Thanks again Medeia. You're kind to share your blog and all your sweet commenters for the day.
Hi, Great post. I found you through the blog hop. Now following you.Please stop by and say hi when you get a chance.
Be sure and check out my new Blog Hop that we just started, It's Weekly Goals Link Up. It's a great way to stay on track. Have a great day. :) Here's the link in case you want to check it out.
http://lenettacarnes.blogspot.com/2013/01/weekly-goals-linkup-3.html Thanks again
Lenetta
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